BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.
Seen tonight on the remarkable Raw Story website.Well, that WOULD explain the chronic constipation. Other headline-related jokes? When forcibly expelled, they become “blood diamonds.” Now we know where chocolate diamonds…
I Have Stopped Making 52 Suicide Attempts Per Hour In My Sleep
I had not slept well for a very long time, but a solution for my problem wasn’t to be found in a guilt-tripping Huffington Post listicle about how Americans don’t…
Witch Hunt: The Right’s Deranged War On Planned Parenthood
It is abundantly clear by now that the Republican attacks on Planned Parenthood have nothing to do with enforcing the laws of the United States, for David Daleiden’s falsely-edited smear…
Doctors Unwrap The Mysteries Of 2,000-Year-Old Child Mummy
Modern medicine uncovered ancient secrets through a CT scan on a mummified toddler girl at The Palm Beach Children’s Hospital at St. Mary’s Medical Center last week. Radiologists at The…
How Otis ‘Got His Wag Back’
Otis is a very fortunate golden retriever who was in his golden years when bone cancer pain threatened to shorten his life. His family was worried — nobody wants to…
Meet AquaSprouts: The Aquarium Aquaponic Garden
Introducing AquaSprouts Garden, a sleekly-designed, beautifully displayed functional desktop aquaponics system that can transforms any standard 10-gallon aquarium into a vibrant aquaponics garden, brought to you by AquaSprouts, an Austin-based…
Early Days Of Earth Not As ‘Hellish’ As Previously Thought
From the early 20th century up through the 1980’s, geologists generally agreed that conditions during the early days of earth, especially during the Hadean period were utterly hostile to life.…
Introducing The Dino Pet: A Living, Bioluminescent Dinosaur
A company named BioPop announced their release of what they are calling “the world’s first bioluminescent pet”, available on October 8. On a quest to produce a sustainable, biological light,…
Shocker! Free Contraceptions Dramatically Reduce Teen Pregnancies
Teens who receive free contraception and are educated about their birth control options are dramatically less likely to get pregnant, give birth or get an abortion compared with other sexually…
In The Future, Your SmartPhone Could Be Powered By Your Sweat
In the future, working up a sweat by exercising may not only be good for your health — but it could also power your small electronic devices through new technology.…