Thursday THREATCON – 9 April 2015
It’s Thursday Threatcon, your intelligence briefing on right wing activity. Below are the best reports, investigations, exposées, and debunkery of the wingnutosphere this week. Due to the Boston bombing conviction…
President Rand Paul Would Bomb Iran, Protect Your D**k Pics From The NSA
Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky threw his hat in the ring today, vowing to compete for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination with a sneering speech that used the word “liberty”…
Rand Paul Is The Incredible Shrinking Libertarian
Rand Paul is incredible. No, I don’t mean he’s ‘amazing’ like the Incredible Hulk, but non-credible, as in ‘only a fool would believe the words coming out of his mouth.’…
Bigoted Business Bureau’s Arkansas Expansion Plans On Hold
Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson decided not to sign the state’s new ‘religious freedom’ law today after hearing outcry from business leaders, including the CEO of Walmart, as well as his…
Doctor Tries Repealing Law Named For His Dead Patient, Blames Obama
Dr. Larry Stutts became a freshman Republican state senator after defeating the state’s most powerful remaining Democrat, Roger Bedford, by fewer than 70 votes last year. One of his first…
James Rustad Sings About Hillary Clinton Email Faux Scandal In “Everybody’s Looking For Emails”
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Always Trying To Hassle Me Talking About The Benghazi Everybody’s Looking For EMails Trey Gowdy Wants To Abuse Me With His Committee On Benghazi Republicans They…
James Rustad And The Ted Cruz Brothers Perform “Out of Control Man”
Cruisin’ to you down the right wing road Koch brothers money – I’ve got a truckload Constitution and the rule of law I’ve got charisma and I’ve got chutzpah Out…
Dominion: Majority Of GOP Voters Want A Christian USA
Public Policy Polling recently asked 316 Republicans whether they would support making Christianity the national religion, and a depressing 57% agreed with the notion of doing away with religious freedom…
Scott Walker Evolution Dodge Shows GOP Beholden To Zealots
London has become the place where Republican presidential aspirants go to show us how intellectually-bankrupt their party is. Mitt Romney famously offended the entire United Kingdom by casting doubt on…
Measles Outbreak Shows How Republicans Have A Serious Problem With Science And Facts Liberal Values
Statements from many prominent Republicans, including Chris Christie and Rand Paul, on the measles outbreak have served to remind people that Republicans really are the Party of Stupid. This follows…