12 Days of Christmas: the Jeb Bush 2016 campaign edition
James Rustad, starring as Jeb Bush, sings “12 Days of Christmas: the Jeb Bush 2016 campaign edition.” He is joined in this festive music video by Dubya, Poppy Bush, and…
Jeb! Bush Tries To Fix His Campaign With Appeal To ‘ADD Voters’
Late last week, US News obtained a 112-page internal report from the Jeb! Bush campaign that included a 45-slide PowerPoint presentation. It’s packed with the sort of fodder that political…
Marco Rubio’s Limitless Doublespeak
Senator Marco Rubio (R-Florida) seemingly had it all. He married a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. He enjoyed a meteoric rise in politics, possessing street cred with both the conservative establishment…
A “Ray Donovan” Themed Look At Jeb Bush’s Moribund Campaign
John Ellis “Jeb” Bush is the Florida-via-Phillips Academy-via-Texas political operator, doing dirty deeds not so dirt cheap for his nefarious Military-Industrial Complex and Wall Street allies — sometimes quasi-criminal, often…
Carly Fiorina: Ms. Robot
Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina delivered a well-received but factually inaccurate performance at the second Republican presidential debate last week. She surged in the polls to second place and is…
A True Detective Investigation Of Donald Trump
My new article, “A True Detective Investigation Of Donald Trump,” investigates the extreme unreality show known as Trump’s campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination. This column, inspired by Hunter S.…
Donald Trump Asks Reince Priebus “Whatcha Gonna Do With All That Trump?”
Donald Trump is the “Leader of the Pack” in the latest group of polls among Republican candidates for the 2016 Party nomination. He drives Reince Priebus crazy and he does…
Bernie Sanders Sings “Can You Feel The Bern Tonight?”
Former Florida Governor and Republican Presidential candidate Jeb “Brother of George W.” Bush proclaimed this week that Americans “need to work longer hours and through their productivity gain more income…
Game Of GOP Thrones: Jeb Bush Has No Mercy
This week, Jeb Bush officially joined a group of Republican contenders in a no-holds-barred battle for power for the 2016 GOP Presidential nomination. In my new column, “Game of GOP…
Game Of GOP Thrones: Hard Head Rick Scott
In my new article “Game Of GOP Thrones: Hard Head Rick Scott,” I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming by “Ray Ban Rand Paul” to write about “The Night’s Governor,” Rick…