Rand Paul Wants Gov’t Out Of Your Metadata, In Your Genitals
Remember when Rand Paul stood up to filibuster drones for a day? Remember how ‘don’t drone me bro’ somehow morphed into ‘drones are awesome for killing liquor store robbers‘? Well,…
Watch AL House Health Committee Approve ‘Fetal Heartbeat’ Bill
Last Wednesday, the Alabama House Health Committee voted to send HB405, the so-called ‘fetal heartbeat’ bill which would effectively ban abortions and force women to undergo invasive ultrasounds to obtain…
Bruce Jenner Inspires Rand Paul To Come Out As Neoconservative (Interview With James Rustad)
On Friday night, Bruce Jenner courageously told Diane Sawyer that “for all intents and purposes, I am a woman.” Bruce Jenner’s confirmation that he was transgendered, before a national television…
Game Of GOP Thrones: The Wars To Come (New James Rustad Article With Songs)
A group of Republican contenders are battling for power in a No-Mercy Cage Match for the 2016 GOP Presidential nomination! James Rustad breaks down the parallels between the best quotes…
James Rustad Sings Marco Rubio 2016 Campaign Theme “Bottled Water”
Marco Rubio kicks off his 2016 presidential campaign on Monday! Listen to James Rustad perform the Marco Rubio campaign theme song “Bottled Water” right here! Hello, I am Florida Senator…
Ted Cruz, Rand Paul In Self-Defeat Before Hillary Clinton’s Big Weekend
Already polling better than all Republican contenders, Hillary Clinton is expected to kick off her 2016 presidential campaign this Sunday. Perhaps the news was upsetting to Senator Rand Paul of…
Thursday THREATCON – 9 April 2015
It’s Thursday Threatcon, your intelligence briefing on right wing activity. Below are the best reports, investigations, exposées, and debunkery of the wingnutosphere this week. Due to the Boston bombing conviction…
President Rand Paul Would Bomb Iran, Protect Your D**k Pics From The NSA
Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky threw his hat in the ring today, vowing to compete for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination with a sneering speech that used the word “liberty”…
James Rustad Sings Rand Paul 2016 Campaign Theme “Rand’s Rotten Rug.”
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul is scheduled to announce his candidacy for the GOP presidential nomination today at a rally in Louisville, before launching a tour of four early voting states:…
James Rustad (As Jeb Bush) Sings “My Name Is Jeb Bush, I am Hispanic!”
Hi, I am Jeb Bush! The New York Times reported today that I listed myself as Hispanic on a voter registration application in 2009 in Miami-Dade County. I will now…