The Breitbart Primary
The biggest political story over the weekend was Sen. Ted Cruz taking a ten-point lead in Iowa polling, a story that had the chattering classes wondering where the seemingly-sudden surge…
The Breitbartian Candidate
I won’t say that I saw him coming, but in a media-industrial complex gripped by inane Bothsidesism, where merely questioning the fake statistics and stupid ideas vomited by conservative mouths…
Ted Cruz AKA Mr. Bean And The Great Iowa Slow Play
Quinnipiac University released a survey this past week showing Donald Trump’s support at 25 percent and Ted Cruz at 23 percent (within the margin of error). On the heels of…
“Hair Hitler” : Bubba Trump Race Baits For The Silent Majority
Donald Trump’s rallies are taking on characteristics of a WWE match. This past Saturday, a protester from the Black Lives Matter movement was beaten at a Donald Trump rally held…
Syrian Man Cheated SSDI, Sold Stolen Guns, Drugs In FL Driveway
Oh, wait — my bad, Andres Zamora is Cuban. (Prosecutors) said he was ordered deported from the U.S. after he was convicted and sentenced to serve five years in state…
Carly Fiorina: Ms. Robot
Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina delivered a well-received but factually inaccurate performance at the second Republican presidential debate last week. She surged in the polls to second place and is…
Kanye Trump Speech
James Rustad reviews the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) and creates a Millennial mash-up of Kanye West’s bizarre VMA Video Vanguard Award acceptance speech with words of “wisdom” from…
A True Detective Investigation Of Donald Trump
My new article, “A True Detective Investigation Of Donald Trump,” investigates the extreme unreality show known as Trump’s campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination. This column, inspired by Hunter S.…
Ben Carson: “We Will Drone Illegal Immigrants”
The Republican Party continues with its brilliant strategy of alienating the Latino vote, effectively eviscerating its chance for victory in the general election. Ben Carson, #2 in the GOP polls…
Trump Payola Pays: Breitbart Debuts Fascist Immigration Plan
Just days after word leaked that Donald Trump was engaged in a payola scheme with Breitbart News, the website has spent all day today touting the reality show candidate’s new…