Trump Wades Through Blood, Stands Atop Pile of Bodies to Embarrass America
President Donald Trump waded through the blood of 48 injured souls, stood atop the bodies of seven murder victims in order to scold the Mayor of London for urging calm.…
Trump Getting Fat, Withdrawing Emotionally as Russia Probe Advances
It ain’t easy being Donald. According to published reports the porky President is packing on pounds and emotionally withdrawing from reality as the Russian Probe gets gets closer to home.…
Trump’s Personal Lawyer Now Targeted in Russian Probe
On some warm, muggy nights out in the back roads of rural Iowa, one can actually hear the corn growing. Here, in the final days of May, we see the…
Three Months Quite Enough for Trump’s Comm. Dir.
That’ll look good on the resume. But in an apparent effort to save his soul from eternal damnation, White House Communications Director Mike Dubke has decided to hose the crap…
Can No One Shed a Tear for Poor Jared?
Jared Kushner, according to reports, is just moping around the White House these days. He is reportedly “miserable” and “unhappy” about the recent revelations that he lied about trying to…
Jared Might Want to Start Working Out
Oh, Jared. Bad Jared. Proposing to the Russians that they set up a secret channel of communication using secure Russian facilities. Naughty Jared. You’re going to jail. At least three…
Trump Declares War on Germany
You like your Volkswagens? Your Audis? Your Beemers? Too damn bad. Trump says you can’t have one anymore. Trump got a chilly reception at the NATO summit in Belgium after…
THEY WENT TO JARED! NBC Announces Jared Kushner Under FBI Scrutiny
In the second episode of “Blood on the Microphone,” Bill and Lady Di are confronted with the recent trend in late-breaking news shortly before airing a live show. With about…
The Pictures Speak For Themselves
King Donald and his entourage honored Pope Francis by agreeing to visit him in the Vatican today. These photos need no commentary.
Trump Asks Intel Chiefs to Declare ‘No Collusion’
According to a late-breaking story from the Washington Post: President Trump asked two of the nation’s top intelligence officials in March to help him push back against an FBI investigation…