Ben Carson Scolded by 6th Graders
Sixth graders attending Cairo Junior High School in Cairo, Illinois, aren’t even a LITTLE impressed with the job Dr. Ben Carson is doing as Secretary of the Department of Housing…
‘Dr. Ben Carson, Inc.’ And The Conservative Circle Of Scam
It was a good scheme while it lasted, but now that the suckers are played out, token brain surgeon Dr. Ben Carson is moving on. After a disappointing performance in…
Steven Bannon, Ben Carson Put Their Ignorance Of Islam On Display
Interviewed on the SiriusXM satellite radio show Breitbart News Daily yesterday, token brain surgeon Ben Carson told Breitbart Executive Chairman Steven K. Bannon that devout Muslims who embrace American democracy…
Ted Cruz AKA Mr. Bean And The Great Iowa Slow Play
Quinnipiac University released a survey this past week showing Donald Trump’s support at 25 percent and Ted Cruz at 23 percent (within the margin of error). On the heels of…
The Great Disappointment: Ben Carson Fandom Rejects West Point Story
As the token brain surgeon of the GOP presidential nominating field, Ben Carson has risen to frontrunner status largely on his outsider appeal and personal biography, having developed a very…
Is Ben Carson Just Profiteering In Conservative Politics?
Token brain surgeon Ben Carson is the current front-runner in the GOP nomination race, but Jonathan Chait wonders if his campaign isn’t just an elaborate self-promotion. Carson is doing a…
Ben The Friendly Fascist
My latest article and music video “Ben The Friendly Fascist” features “Ben the Friendly Fascist from the GOP!” Dr. Ben Carson is the “Islamophobic little twerp running for the Presidency.”…
Carly Fiorina: Ms. Robot
Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina delivered a well-received but factually inaccurate performance at the second Republican presidential debate last week. She surged in the polls to second place and is…
A True Detective Investigation Of Donald Trump
My new article, “A True Detective Investigation Of Donald Trump,” investigates the extreme unreality show known as Trump’s campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination. This column, inspired by Hunter S.…
Ben Carson: “We Will Drone Illegal Immigrants”
The Republican Party continues with its brilliant strategy of alienating the Latino vote, effectively eviscerating its chance for victory in the general election. Ben Carson, #2 in the GOP polls…