Rand Paul Wants Gov’t Out Of Your Metadata, In Your Genitals
Remember when Rand Paul stood up to filibuster drones for a day? Remember how ‘don’t drone me bro’ somehow morphed into ‘drones are awesome for killing liquor store robbers‘? Well,…
Breitbart’s Michael Flynn Seeks Aaron Schock’s Vacant Seat
It’s time for more Teabaggery in Illinois. The latest anti-establishment challenger has all sorts of experience practicing the Republican Dark Arts. Not only is Michael Flynn a Breitbart editor, but…
Thursday THREATCON – 23 April 2015
It’s Thursday Threatcon, your intelligence briefing on right wing activity. Below are the best reports, investigations, exposées, and debunkery of the wingnutosphere this week. Due to disgraced anti-vax/Benghazi/hacking conspiracy nut…
Rand Paul Kissing Koch Brothers’ Asses: ‘Libertarianism’ In A Nutshell
Rand Paul is supposed to be the new, hip ‘libertarian’ alternative to the usual right wing culture warriors, but he’s becoming less of the former and more of the latter…
The Gay Muslim Conspiracy Is The New Kenyan Birth Certificate
While appearing on “Washington Watch,” a radio program of the anti-gay hate group Family Research Council, religious right extremist Rabbi David Lapin opined this week that liberals are sexually attracted…
Ted Cruz, Rand Paul In Self-Defeat Before Hillary Clinton’s Big Weekend
Already polling better than all Republican contenders, Hillary Clinton is expected to kick off her 2016 presidential campaign this Sunday. Perhaps the news was upsetting to Senator Rand Paul of…
President Rand Paul Would Bomb Iran, Protect Your D**k Pics From The NSA
Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky threw his hat in the ring today, vowing to compete for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination with a sneering speech that used the word “liberty”…
James Rustad (As Jeb Bush) Sings “My Name Is Jeb Bush, I am Hispanic!”
Hi, I am Jeb Bush! The New York Times reported today that I listed myself as Hispanic on a voter registration application in 2009 in Miami-Dade County. I will now…
Rand Paul Is The Incredible Shrinking Libertarian
Rand Paul is incredible. No, I don’t mean he’s ‘amazing’ like the Incredible Hulk, but non-credible, as in ‘only a fool would believe the words coming out of his mouth.’…
James Rustad Sings “Porn In the USA” About Carly Fiorina 2016 Presidential Campaign
Hi, I am James Rustad. Over the weekend, former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina said that there was a “higher than 90 percent” chance that she would become a Republican…