Now Comes the #TrumpShutdown
Any possible claim the GOP could make that the incipient Federal Government Shutdown was brought on by Democrats vanished in a puff of smoke tonight as Republicans failed to get…
Hell Hath No Fury Like Omarosa Scorned
Raise your hand if you did not see this coming. We’d like to sell you a barely used bridge in New York City. Former reality TV star Omarosa Manigault Newman,…
Just Call Him President Spanky Butt!
According to reporting by Newsweek, Stormy Daniels, the porn star who allegedly had an affair with Donald Trump before he was president, said Trump once asked her to spank him…
Congress Hits Bannon With ANOTHER Subpoena
Oddly enough, the Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee aren’t willing to take “I don’t wanna” and “the White House told me not to” as excuses. As a result, former…
MUELLER SUBPOENAS BANNON
Special Counsel Robert Mueller has sent an engraved invitation to former presidential confidant and current persona non Trumpa Steven K. Bannon to spill his guts to investigators looking into “Russiagate.”…
Sen. Ernst: Trump Merely ‘Standing Up for Norway’
Ah, Iowa. The Hawkeye State presents us with an embarrassment of riches in the U.S. Senate — the key word being “embarrassment.” Sen. Joni Ernst wasn’t trying to elicit laughter…
EDITORIAL: Have We Reached the Point Where Nothing Matters?
At this moment, the anchors on MSNBC are debating whether to say “shit hole” or “bleep hole” when reporting the disgusting racist comments made yesterday by Donald Trump. Meanwhile, the…
The Base Cheers the Racist in Chief
Looking at the comment section following the Breitbart.com story about the Racist President Trump said about “shithole countries,” it’s easy to understand why White House staffers are not particularly upset…
Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, But Not The Ones from Shithole Countries
In a comment that will increase the speculation that the President of the United States has lost his ever-freaking mind (but will no doubt bolster his hardcore racist, Nazi base),…
Project Whinyass Wants Twitter to Stop PICKING on Them
Is there a more delicate flower in the political hothouse than the Whining O’Keefe (gannitus o’keefus)? All he wants to do is use social media to spread lies and the…