Tax Cuts for All, and Free Candy for the Kids!
Congress is not in session. Senators are out of the office. But through the sheer force of his magical words, President Donald Trump promises a tax cut for “middle income…
Would Trump Base Support Mass Murder?
Would President Donald Trump pay a political price if he should decide to order the US Military to fire their weapons at the thousands of advancing asylum-seeking refugees approaching the…
Cruz Soils Self for Votes
With barely two weeks to go before an unexpectedly tight election, Texas Senator Ted Cruz made a pungent political point in an address Saturday before a convention of colon cancer…
Sewer Workers Locate America’s Trump Era Reputation
“It really stinks.” That is how one brave utility worker described the discovery of America’s International Reputation in the sewers below Charleston, SC, today. Divers spent two days deep inside…
Poor Paulie One-Shoe
Sure, there’s a lot for a sympathetic, caring soul to be concerned with today. Babies ripped from their parents’ arms for the crime of seeking asylum… A journalist being hacked…
Did Trump Donors Pay for Porn Star Silence?
An election watchdog group has asked the Federal Election Commission to look into possible violations by the Trump campaign concerning the $130,000 payoff to porn star Stormy Daniels. Citizens for…
Vanity Fair Reports ‘Nut Job’ Kelly May Be Tossed Under Bus
Vanity Fair’s Gabriel Sherman reported that Ivanka Trump had been put in charge of finding a replacement for John Kelly, a strong indication that the White House Chief of Staff…
‘THEY’RE KILLING EACH OTHER!’ Trump Lashes Out at Bannon
The White House has released a statement responding to comments made by former campaign CEO and Trump Advisor Steven K. Bannon. President Trump had a lot to say about his…
Trump Throws Gasoline on Middle East Fire by Recognizing Jerusalem as Israeli Capital
Because there isn’t already enough strife in the world, President Donald Trump inflamed Middle East passions today by breaking with seven decades of United States policy to officially recognize Jerusalem…
Pence Wanted to Throw Trump Under the Bus
A story by Mackay Coppins published today in the Atlantic tells of an Indiana Governor who, along with the RNC Chairman, was ready to grab Donald Trump by the beltloops…