HOLY FLIPPING FLYNN!
Folks who specialize in reading the legal tea leaves inside the Beltway speculate that retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, former National Security Adviser to President Donald Trump, either already is…
What’s Worse Than Getting Caught Texting Pics of Your GOP Junk?
We thought we had scraped the bottom of the “stupid barrel” when Rep. Joe Barton (R-Tx.) apologized for the fact that a picture he texted of himself, all naked, fat,…
‘Dirty Joe’ Barton Reconsiders Re-Election Bid
Another congressman, this time a Republican, is reconsidering his decision about seeking re-election after admitting to sending naked pictures of himself, at least one of which (to our horror) has…
Roy Moore’s Spokesman Latest Rat-Shaped Hole in Water
The spokesman for GOP Senatorial Candidate Roy Moore has apparently decided his immortal soul was more important to him than to continue lying for the accused child molester, endorsed yesterday…
Spencer Kicked in the Nutsies by Venue Owner’s Jackboot
America’s own latter-day Adolf Hitler, Richard Spencer, had his Maryland rally blitzed by a socially-aware farm owner noticed the stench of hatred and jackbooted the thugs off the property. The…
SURPRISE! Trump Prefers Accused Kiddie Diddler Over Democrat
Donald Trump just held an impromptu press conference as he left the White House for his Florida Thanksgiving vacation. Asked about the Dec. 12 Alabama Special Election for the U.S.…
‘Pizzagate’ Prevaricator Serves Up a Slice of Congressman Conyers
Buzz Feed reports that Michigan Rep. John Conyers paid $27,000 to a female staffer to settle allegations that she was fired for refusing his sexual advances. The documents provided to…
SUSPENDED! Charlie Rose Shows the Hose
In news that will have to send an icy chill down the back of every professional man who knows he has acted inappropriately with or around a woman, CBS and…
Franken: Whatever You Do, Please Don’t Throw Me into the Briar Patch!
We all remember the famous Uncle Remus story of B’rer Rabbit and B’rer Fox and the Tar Baby. For those who don’t recall this delightful chestnut from our rich, racist…
Roy Moore: Accused Kiddy Grabber, Proven Whiner
“Either I’ve got to be the worst son of a gun there ever was or there’s something wrong.” Roy Moore said that. Not today, not last week, not even this…