‘TREASON,’ He Says: Bannon Breaks Bad on Boss’ Brood
In what appears to be an attempt to remain relevant after his apocalyptic embarrassment following the Roy Moore debacle, former Trump Adviser Steven K. Bannon has cut a swath of…
All Must Bow to Trump’s Great Big, Manly, Sleek and Shiny Button
Trump’s button is the biggest button in the world. Nobody else’s button can even compare in magnitude and virility. North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear…
Trump Takes Credit for Lack of Commercial Air Crashes
We opened our Twitter timeline this morning to find President Donald J. Trump taking credit for the fact that there were no commercial airline crashes in 2017. Since taking office…
Poor Milo. Mean Old Book Editor Tells Him He Stinks
It’s a tough gig, being Milo Yianopolous these days. The one-time flamboyant darling of Breitbart News has seen his ship of success run aground on the rocky shores of reality.…
Trump Legal Team’s Brilliant Strategy: Call Flynn a Liar
The Trump Legal team has come up with a doozy of a plan in case it turns out that former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn’s deal with Special Counsel Bob…
‘Pardon My Brother, Trump,” Flynn’s Sib Demands
That will probably help. Newsweek reports that Joseph Flynn, the brother of President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser and campaign aide Michael Flynn, said Tuesday it is “about time”…
Dead-eyed Monster Calls President Bush 41 “Pervert”
Can Steve Bannon hear himself when he speaks? The man who almost put an accused child molester into the US Senate and gave an admitted serial sexual abuser access to…
Why are Koch Bros. Helping Fund Alleged Sexual Harasser James O’Keefe?
The headline may seem like a silly question to ask in this era when Republicans are tripping over themselves to support vile scum like accused child molester Roy Moore. But…
Eeek! Breitbart Reporter Claims Feminist Witches Hexing Trump!
Well, that explains everything. A reporter for Breitbart News explained that all of Trump’s current problems may be a result of feminist witches casting hexes on the President. It makes…
Hell Hath No Fury Like Omarosa Scorned
These already-anxious days at the White House have been made even more edgy by the resignation cum firing of African American Drama Diva and former “Apprentice” reality show star Omarosa…