Game Of GOP Thrones: Jeb Bush Has No Mercy
This week, Jeb Bush officially joined a group of Republican contenders in a no-holds-barred battle for power for the 2016 GOP Presidential nomination. In my new column, “Game of GOP…
Game Of GOP Thrones: Dancing With Hogs (Roast + Ride Edition)
Senator Joni Ernst hosted the very first “Roast and Ride” over the weekend in her home state of Iowa. The event featured motorcycles, BBQ pork, and unscrupulous reactionary GOP politicians.…
“Entourage” Texas Style: Rick Perry 2016 Campaign Edition
Rick Perry and Entourage are back in 2015! Entourage (the movie) hit theatres on Wednesday and Rick Perry launched his presidential campaign today to a similar scathing critical response. Rick…
Game Of GOP Thrones: Hard Head Rick Scott
In my new article “Game Of GOP Thrones: Hard Head Rick Scott,” I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming by “Ray Ban Rand Paul” to write about “The Night’s Governor,” Rick…
Better (Not) Call Rand Paul
My new article “Better (Not) Call Rand Paul” scrutinizes the presidential candidacy of Kentucky Senator Rand Paul alongside quotes from “Better Call Saul.” Don’t let the federal government boogeymen bully…
Game Of GOP Thrones: Bowed, Bent, And Broken War Hawks
My new column “Game Of GOP Thrones: Bowed, Bent, and Broken Wingnut” recaps the week in foreign policy blustering by the GOP Clown Car alongside quotes from the sixth episode…
POLL: Which Biker Gang Stood Their Ground In Waco, TX Shootout?
Three rival criminal biker gangs reportedly held a rumble today at a bikini-waitress restaurant in Waco, Texas, with nine killed and eighteen injured by knives, chains, and guns. According to…
Game Of GOP Thrones Jeb Bush Iraq War Edition: Kill The Joy
My new column “Game Of GOP Thrones Jeb Bush Edition: Kill The Joy” reviews the week in Jeb Bush flip-flops about his position on the Iraq War alongside quotes from…
Tom Brady Suspended…”Say It Ain’t So!”
James Rustad sings “Say It Ain’t So” about four game suspension of New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady by NFL over “Deflategate.” Tom Brady he was suspended for four games…
Road Rage Warriors: Zimmerman, Apperson To ‘Duel At Ten Paces’
According to anonymous sources, BU has learned that George Zimmerman and Matthew Apperson will be updating the ancient ritual of code duello this Saturday with Wayne LaPierre on hand to…