Trump Tabs Kanye West as White House Press Secretary
President-elect Donald Trump took time from his busy schedule of not answering questions from reporters and refusing to explain how he would avoid conflicts of interest by taking a morning…
Mitt Romney Is Just The Latest Pussy To Be Grabbed By Trump
Mitt Romney’s March 2016 speech at the Hinckley Institute of Politics at the University of Utah (in Salt Lake City, Utah) masterfully outlined a case for traditional conservative policies and…
Trump Had Romney for Dinner
While we cannot vouch for the accuracy of this recording, we present it in the interest of history. In these early days of our lives on the other side of…
Donald Trump Is A Red Diaper Baby
With the passing of Cuban strongman dictator Fidel Castro, Russia now has a new number one fan-boy: United States President-elect Donald Trump. I, BreitbartUnhinged, am calling for a total and…
How In God’s Name Do You Lose a Billion Bucks in a Year?
The New York Times got three pages of Donald Trump’s 1995 Tax Returns. (My guess, mailed to the Times by Tiffany Trump, the little girl daddy never loved.) It showed…
Donald Trump Must Produce a Clean Urine Test Result
Is Donald Trump a cocaine addict or just an occasional user? These are questions that need to be answered before the November elections. There is nothing I know of in…
Ten Things That Won’t Happen (But Might) in Tonight’s Debate
Not that tonight’s debate requires anymore drama or anticipation of drama, we here at Breitbart Unmasked have considered a list of 10 things that probably won’t, but might happen during…
Gruppenführer Shapiro Mad Over Trump Hiring Breitbart News
Gruppenführer Ben Shapiro, who used to work over at Breitbart News, is upset that Trump has hired Reich Minister Stephen “Goebbels” Bannon as the new campaign manager for Donald Trump.…
Matt Drudge Goes All In On Demons, Possession, Exorcism
What the hell is up with Matt Drudge of DrudgeReport these days? Some of his links look straight outa some horror movie passed along as actual news. Today was no…
Bernie Sanders Ain’t No Super PAC-Man Song
In honor of Twitter’s #BernieHillaryDuets hashtag on #CaliforniaPrimary Day, James Rustad sings “”Bernie Sanders Is One Of Us, He Ain’t No Super PAC-Man” Establishment’s gonna do their bit Bernie Sanders…