UPDATED: Remember the Time Someone Mailed Horse Crap to My House?
I got another present today from people who love me. Remember the Tupperware container full of horse crap back in 2014? Yeah, that was delightful. Then, while I was waiting…
How In God’s Name Do You Lose a Billion Bucks in a Year?
The New York Times got three pages of Donald Trump’s 1995 Tax Returns. (My guess, mailed to the Times by Tiffany Trump, the little girl daddy never loved.) It showed…
Donald Trump Must Produce a Clean Urine Test Result
Is Donald Trump a cocaine addict or just an occasional user? These are questions that need to be answered before the November elections. There is nothing I know of in…
Ten Things That Won’t Happen (But Might) in Tonight’s Debate
Not that tonight’s debate requires anymore drama or anticipation of drama, we here at Breitbart Unmasked have considered a list of 10 things that probably won’t, but might happen during…
Alt Right Belches Up Another Clinton Hit Pic
Well, what’s this? A new blockbuster movie about the Clintons? Coming out in October, you say? Odds Fish! What a remarkable shock! This biopic calls itself, “Clinton, Inc.” (Get it?…
How Entertainment Drove The Stake Through Donald Trump
When the obituary for Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign is written, “entertainment” will be listed as the cause of death. While providing entertainment is the one consistent strategy he’s effectively…
Glenn Beck Defies Federal Court Orders To Name Sources
A few years ago during the Boston Bombing, Glenn Beck misidentified Abdulrahman Alharbi who he claimed was the Boston Bomber. Later, Beck was sued for defamation and lost his motion…
Epi-Pen Prices Skyrocket Over Manufacturers Greed
Epi-Pen prices are going up to between 500.00 and 600.00 dollars. Patients who have to have an epi-pen often are required to have two of them, meaning the cost has…
Liberal Websites Targeted For Lawsuits By Melania Trump
Looks like the Gawker attorneys have sent notices to numerous liberal political websites to remove content or face a lawsuit from Melania Trump. According to Newsmax, a number of these…
Milo Yiannopoulos Raised $100K for Charity, Then Keeps It
According to a story out at Mediaite, Milo Yiannopoulos, after raising 100k to donate to the less fortunate for going to school banked the money instead of disbursing it to…