Eeek! Breitbart Reporter Claims Feminist Witches Hexing Trump!
Well, that explains everything. A reporter for Breitbart News explained that all of Trump’s current problems may be a result of feminist witches casting hexes on the President. It makes…
Walmart Decides Lynching Journos Might Be Unseemly
In a blow to the Merry Christmas wishes of the Trump supporter on your gift list, Walmart has decided to halt the sale of a t-shirt that suggests the lynching…
Buy It For the Patriotism, Buy It For the Irony
Finally, there is a holiday present you can purchase for anyone — the Trump supporter or the Trump protester. The former will buy it for the patriotism. The protester will…
Spencer Kicked in the Nutsies by Venue Owner’s Jackboot
America’s own latter-day Adolf Hitler, Richard Spencer, had his Maryland rally blitzed by a socially-aware farm owner noticed the stench of hatred and jackbooted the thugs off the property. The…
SURPRISE! Trump Prefers Accused Kiddie Diddler Over Democrat
Donald Trump just held an impromptu press conference as he left the White House for his Florida Thanksgiving vacation. Asked about the Dec. 12 Alabama Special Election for the U.S.…
‘Pizzagate’ Prevaricator Serves Up a Slice of Congressman Conyers
Buzz Feed reports that Michigan Rep. John Conyers paid $27,000 to a female staffer to settle allegations that she was fired for refusing his sexual advances. The documents provided to…
SUSPENDED! Charlie Rose Shows the Hose
In news that will have to send an icy chill down the back of every professional man who knows he has acted inappropriately with or around a woman, CBS and…
Do Your Duty, Smooch the Booty!
Cabinet secretaries must have a duty to smooch the Presidential booty. We all recall the scene last June when, during his first Cabinet meeting, everyone except Secretary of Defense Mattis…
BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.
Seen tonight on the remarkable Raw Story website.Well, that WOULD explain the chronic constipation. Other headline-related jokes? When forcibly expelled, they become “blood diamonds.” Now we know where chocolate diamonds…
Freudian Slip Reveals Racist #Fail
A lesson for racists who claim not to be racists when asking for things a racist would ask for. When the cameras and microphones are on and focused on you,…