A smooth and orderly transition is underway at the world headquarters of the Breitbart News Network following the news that former CEO and one-time Trump advisor Steven K. Bannon has stepped aside.

Just kidding.

It’s true that Bannon was given the heave-ho at the right-wing religiofascist white supremacist hovel founded by would-be “liberal-killer” Andrew Breitbart. He was shown the door, no doubt, and there is some question whether or not anyone bothered to open it first.

Bannon said, ā€œI’m proud of what the Breitbart team has accomplished in so short a period of time in building out a world-class news platform.ā€ The only way that statement makes any sense is if he was talking about MSNBC.

Bannon will likely pursue new opportunities as a sewage filter cleaner at a water treatment plant, something that appears to be more in line with his known skill set.

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