Remember a few weeks ago when we wondered whether Sarah Palin had given a speech while drunk? Alaska blogger Amanda Coyne caused a stir Tuesday evening by dishing on a big fight that Sarah Palin’s family started at a boozy party last weekend.
A nice, mellow party, until the Palin’s show up. There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more. The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t. At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.
We know who you are, Sarah. Boy, do we wish we didn’t.
Anchorage police have confirmed the Palins were involved in the brawl, though it’s still not clear whether Track or Bristol started it. Bristol is known to be a fighter, but Track is the son whose profound ignorance makes his mom so very proud. Both were spotted wearing big sunglasses and acting “like little Hollywood starlets,” which suggests they are taking after their mother.
Just think: these people were almost a heartbeat away from becoming America’s First Family, too.
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White trash……. more self loathing drivel.
Yes, the Palins are full of self-loathing drivel. I’m glad you agree.
Have tolerance for the Palin’s, celebrate their diversity, they enrich you….oops their white, nevermind. Have you apologized for being white yet today?
Why do we have to have tolerance for people who live their lives like a reality show? Hate to break it to you, but most of the white people I know don’t act like that. They’re an embarrassment to us sane white people that don’t throw punches at cocktail parties and BBQ’s.
What do you care what they do? What they do at BBQ’s doesn’t affect you? You hate them for what the believe, you are no different than those who disapprove of homosexuals. But being a leftist, you think you have a pass. You are no different, none of you. Besides, your folk are the only ones watching her reality show……
LOL the Palins are just like homosexuals!!! I know you secretly hate them now that you have compared them to homosexuals. So are something like 8% of the population Palins now? Will there be Palin pride marches and Westover Baptist Church holding signs that say “Gods Hates Palins”?
What they do in the privacy of their own BBQ is their business, stay out of their uterus.
First it was not their own BBQ, they were invited guests. When I am invited to a party, I don’t typically start a fight, allow my petulant child to assault the host, get the police involved and end up on internet.
Besides, I would rather not be in their uterus’s. It sound like others have already been there.
I don’t know anything about the BBQ as I don’t watch their reality show. It has HUGE ratings from the left, ya’ll love to hate. She’s making a killing off of you. When she starts to lose your eye, she goes and kills a moose.
You keep stupidly repeating that it has “huge ratings from the left.” Can you provide some sort of evidence? Like somewhere where they actually break down the Neilson ratings by political persuasion? No, you can’t? You’re just a petulant child? Yeah, that’s about what I figured!
Are you fond of the wiener? I bet you have seen a few up close huh? Yeah I thought so, and answer my own questions too! By the way, my balls itch.
Why do you conservatives always obsess about gay sex and imagine naked men all the time? We both know the answer to that. If you want to keep talking about men and gay sex, knock yourself out, but I am completely secure in my manhood and my sexuality, so it is just amusing to me, and sad for you. Just go for it since you are so interested in it! There are male prostitutes you could visit. Again, if you want to keep talking about gay sex though, you probably should find another Republican.
I am not a conservative, you homophobe. Celebrate me I am diverse and multicultural. Real men don’t need to reaffirm their manhood. you are a homophobe and homophobes are bigots and normally gay as well, so are republicans. You are a republican deep down and have a foot fetish for Todd Palin. Yes I know, shall we keep saying dumb stuff to one another? Knock knock…..uh, who’s there? Your Aunt Tilley. Uh….my Aunt Tilley who? Aunt Tilley yet get your head out of your asp, stop coming over here….. come on, that is funny. I just made that up on the fly!
Um, yeah, real surprise that you’d come up with more things you are interested in. Look, I don’t care about anyone’s sexuality, that’s what you children don’t get. It doesn’t threaten me. You can call me gay, or call me a homophobe, for some odd reason. I don’t obsess over such things because it doesn’t affect my life. Why do you obsess over them? Seriously, think about it.
You are the one talking about Faye Getz and sexuality. I just said I bet you have seen a few up close. Stick a shark up your ass I don’t care. I don’t obsess. You contacted me remember? Not once but on 2 other posts. I understand, many leftists are Xenophobes and are full of hate for people like me, but please, live like your Subaru’s bumper sticker says. Celebrate my diversity and coexist with me. Sorry if I monophonetyped, you may drive a Saab or Volvo.
Good god you’re an idiot. Why do conservatives always pretend to have “ESP” like this online? And SURPRISE, their ESP ALWAYS tells them exactly what they WISH were true about others. Don’t you realize how weak that is? Don’t you get how that only says something about YOU, and not the person you feel impelled to imagine in some strange circumstances that you can disdain? It is really pathetic, Ratcraft. I can only assume that you are a child. If not, I honestly feel bad for you.
I am not a conservative. Why does thou protest and assume so much? You insults only further the fact I am correct. Those who result to name calling are the loser in the end. Just call me a racist and admit defeat.
And who is Faye Getz? I’m talking about her? Really?
The people at Palins party……. isn’t this what the story was all about? Good lord you know not of which thou speaketh. Thou shalt cease in confronting me if thou has nothing but drivel to spew.
Because it’s their fantasy and, YOU JUST BUSTED THIS ONE!
I don’t hate Sarah and her progeny for what they believe. I don’t even hate them. I just have this human reaction to mean, nasty, Nixons in a dress. I wouldn’t live next door to them and I sure as hell wouldn’t take orders from them. They don’t have a patriotic bone in their body. It’s all about them.
You know who else is like that? Serial killers and Wall Street robber barons.
I see you are a fan as well, interesting how you leftists are so enamored with her and fox news. Does your husband…… or partner get upset when you throw your Birkenstocks at Megan Kelly? Kind of like atheists and their obsession with Christianity.
Sarah Palin believes in Sarah Palin. Period. All the rest is BS to keep her face on TV and put more $$ in her pockets from gullible fools. She and her trash family should have been left in the trailer park to brawl with the Hatfields and the McCoys over who keeps the moonshine. Shame on you, John McCain for inflicting these bums on America.
Hey stupid, comparing hating someone for their political decisions and attempts to make the country live by their rules is not even close to hating someone who is just living their own life and loving a person of the same sex. You are too stupid to get this obvious idea though, clearly.
You hate filled homophobe bigot Nazi who wants to gas 6 million jews.
Sure, that’s probably your fantasy, but most people grow up. Will you? Maybe you should mature a little before talking to adults.
You don’t quit skateboarding because you get old you get old because you quit skateboarding. So go on with your bad self and mature. Nerd.
You’re right, I actually feel that Ratcraft has insulted my race. #Irony
Are you calling me a race traitor?
Also: who are the Palin’s?
By “enrichment” do you mean the addition of unnecessary apostrophes?
By “diversity,” do you mean letting people switch up “their” for “they’re” at will?
Or perhaps what you mean to say is “how dare you make fun of Sarah for being willfully ignorant, now here is a demonstration of my innate racism that I wish to project upon you.”
They have their diversity, it’s theirs, not there are. Love the grammar class though, now go campaign for a 2nd MLK day to help shed more white guilt.
So you ARE calling me a race traitor. See how racist that is?
As if you didn’t know I was a racist already, please. My favorite is the Daytona 500.
I’m so glad you admit to being an unscientific, illogical, hate-driven person. Admitting your problem gets you halfway to healing!
I didn’t admit to that, I admitted being a racist, I love NASCAR and the NHRA.
Racism is unscientific and illogical. QED
Hey coward, think of this next time you make a racist comment because a story is about a black person. Just imagine Obama’s family acting like this, then you’ll get it.
I don’t see race, only you do bigot. How dare you call Obama black. He’s 1/2 African and 1/2 European. But being he was born in Hawaii he’s Hawaiian. Besides, isn’t race a social construct? The only racist comments I ever make are about NASCAR.
the palins in the white house? isn’t that a scene from idiocracy?
I don’t think that’s in the actual movie, but it could’ve been.
Wait, if Bristol assaulted someone, shouldn’t she be arrested and charged with domestic violence or assault or some such thing? Bristol “Ray Rice” Palin comes to mind lol.
What a classy family.
Coulda been worse. This could have happened at a state dinner.
Precisely!
I agree with the the Russian newspaper RIA Novortsi that Sarah Palin is a gutter snipe and a bimbo. Sarah Palin should have ran as Reform party candidate in Alberta Canada than for president of the United States. Sarah should not represent the worlds only super power largest economy, navy and able to send man to the moon. But she be handy as a reform candidate able to field stripe caribou and moose she killed Bullwinkle ha ha. Simple put so little time and so many glaciers for our red neck woman.