Times are tough for low-level Putin stooge Lee Stranahan.

In between his retweets of support for higher-level Putin stooge Julian Assange…

…and his other pro-Russian, anti-Democracy tweets, Stranahan sits nervously awaiting the indictments that will likely flow from Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s office once the mid-terms are over. And again, ever the shameless grifter, Stranahan points to a favorite bogeyman of the Alt-Right Clown Cadre, hoping to raise some toothpaste money.

When all else fails, CRY KIMBERLIN!

But what to do when the platform you’ve been fired from time and time again refuses to notice you?

This.

It’s just not SAFE being Lee Stranahan these days!

Any suggestions as to where Stranahan can run to hide from the evil forces of death? How about the same house he needed to move to in 2012 after his unhinged attempted grift claiming a blogger had threatened to rape him?

Lee is confused. Nobody working for the DNC, Kimberlin or any of the other “agents of doom” could give a good gosh darn what Lee Stranahan thinks about anything. It’s Stranahan’s current boss.. Vladimir Putin… who has a proven reputation for murdering people who make him look bad.

Here at Breitbart Unmasked, we have our popcorn ready for the lol-fest to follow the release of Mueller indictments. Stay tuned.

By The Portly Pundit

After four months in the belly of the right wing media beast, and after a full four days of hot showering, everyone's favorite Portly Pundit is once again weaving tales of progressive pulchritude on Breitbart Unmasked.

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