With barely two weeks to go before an unexpectedly tight election, Texas Senator Ted Cruz made a pungent political point in an address Saturday before a convention of colon cancer survivors in Gruver, Texas.”
“Socialism is like poopin’ yer pants,” Cruz said. “At first, you get this warm, squishy feeling. But before long, you begin to notice how much it stinks.”
To illustrate his point and to wild shouts of approval from the crowd, Cruz let fly with a seven-second outburst of what sounded like moist flatulence.
“Smell that? That there is what socialism smells like,” Cruz said. “And if the Democrat Socialist Commie Congressman Beto O’Rourke gets elected, it’s gonna smell like that for the next six years.”
A Cruz campaign spokesperson, speaking on background, told Breitbart Unmasked that — compared to the humiliation of needing to invite President Donald Trump to campaign for him — soiling his own pants did not give Sen. Cruz a moment’s pause.
“He had to call the guy who called his wife a pig, the guy who said Ted’s dad killed JFK, the guy who just two years ago called him stupid and crazy and beg the guy to come help him win the election,” the official said.
“After that, shitting himself onstage seems almost dignified.”