Seen tonight on the remarkable Raw Story website.
Well, that WOULD explain the chronic constipation.
Other headline-related jokes?
When forcibly expelled, they become “blood diamonds.”
Now we know where chocolate diamonds come from!
I guess that’s why so many doctors choose to become proctologists.
Will BM’s now be measured by karat size?
Finally. A benefit from being anal retentive.
He ate at Jared’s!
That explains why he’s such a hard ass.
OK. I’m done.