In a new twist to get away from a robbery, a man robbed a Walmart and then proceeded to flee on his mobility scooter, where he actually got away. Police are still hunting the suspect, but so far no leads have come in.

According to police, the suspect, who is around 50, is a white male with brown hair and a mustache. The man, who was carrying crutches and wore a red University of Arizona baseball cap, is a suspect in a prior theft at the same Walmart.

Sounds like a skit from SNL or MAD TV, where this will probably end up at some point.

 

By Marcus Crassus

Marcus Licinius Crassus was a Roman general and politician who played a key role in the transformation of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire.

One thought on “Robbery Getaway Vehicle: A Mobility Scooter”
  1. So, Walmart, the number one retailer for people who are buying and carrying firearms is robbed, not once, but twice, by a guy on a mobility scooter? Seriously, those things don’t go very fast.

    Since Walmart has something like a shooting or two a week somewhere in their chain of stores, you’d think if that good guy with a gun stuff made any sense, someone would have plugged the guy.

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