Glenn Beck is a former Fox News performer, current internet-subscription millionaire, and a moron. Here is a partial list of dumb things he has said or done:
- Most recently, Beck has denounced the Common Core State Standards Initiative as a sinister plot to make children into serfs
- Beck has resurrected John Birch Society memes and prompted listeners to read the works of revisionist historians like Cleon Skousen and David Barton
- Performed “The Christmas Sweater,” a deeply-weird one-man show that bombed at the box office
- Uses chalkboards to bore viewers into a hypnotized state of stupidity with misspelled words
- Declared that President Obama is a “racist” who doesn’t like white people or “white culture” despite the fact that the president’s mother was white
- Held a long and boring “Restoring Honor” rally on the National Mall which featured Sarah Palin, weird themes, and even a confusing Mormon tableau
- He has denied the Theory of Evolution
- Glenn Beck has always promoted Islamophobia. Lately, he claims that a sinister Muslim conspiracy is behind an ethics investigation into Michele Bachmann
- He has also made countless failed predictions of apocalypse
- Two words: CONNECT FOUR
